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+Sollux and Karkat's Trollmegle Log (ft. Gamzee)+

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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!

▲: hello a22hole.
▼: THATS MY LINE YOU DOUCHEBAG
▲: kk?
▼: NO IT'S FEFERI
▼: WHO ELSE IDIOT
▲: 2hiit kk, you don't have two be an a22 about iit.
▲: waiit, nevermiind.
▲: you're an a22 about everythiing.
▼: WHATEVER IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SHORT WITH AN IDIOT
▼: AND IM NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE HERE ANYWAYS
▲: look who'2 talkiing.
▼: SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX
▲: nope.
▼: OH RIGHT HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME
▼: YOU CAN'T SHUT UP
▼: YOU NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP
▲: 2ay2 the troll who get'2 fuckiing pii22ed at every 2iingle thiing iin the uniiver2e.
▼: YEAH WELL MAYBE I HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BE UPSET OR MAYBE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS
▲: oh? and what, exactly, ii2 thii2 good rea2on kk?
▲: ii REALLY want two know.
▼: IT'S THE REASON THAT I JUST AM AND I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF OR JUSTIFY MY OWN ACTIONS.
▲: 2o..you're ju2t naturally a giiant a22hole?
▲: 2eem2 legiit.
▼: NO I HAVE MY REASONS
▼: EMPHASIS ON MY
▼: BUT THAT IS A PART OF IT
▲: hm.
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: ii'm not 2ure iif ii beliieve you, kk.
▼: GOOD FOR YOU
▼: DO YOU WANT A STICKER FOR NOT BELEIVING ME
▼: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE
▲: nah.
▲: ju2t watchiing you get pii22ed ii2 enough of a reward.
▼: AND YOU SAY IM AN ASSHOLE
▲: whiich you are.
▼: AT LEAST I LEGITIMATELY CARE ABOUT MOST OF YOU GUYS THOUGH YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▲: ii care about 2ome of our friiend2, kk.
▼: LIKE
▲: aa and ff.
▼: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUS
▼: I JUST MEANT THAT OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY INTEREST YOU, YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▼: AND COMRADERIE MEANS LITTERALY ZERO TO YOU
▲: alriight alriight fuck.
▲: ii get the damn poiint.
▼: GOOD
▲: there are other2, kk.
▼: YEAH THAT'S A RIOT
▲: ii'm beiing 2eriiou2.
▼: WHAT
▼: WOW THAT'S COMPLETELY SHOCKING INFORMATION
▲: ii can't tell iif you're beiing 2iincere, or iif you're ju2t beiing 2arca2tiic.
▼: SARCASM DUMB ASS
▲: 2hould've known.
▲: but iin all 2eriiou2ne22, ii actually DO care about 2omeone el2e.
▼: YEAH CONGRATS TO ADDING ONE MORE PERSON TO THAT LIST OF TWO
▲: you DO know that iit'2 you kk, riight?
▼: REALLY
▼: BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE HAD A MUTUAL 'FUCK YOU' KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
▲: we do. but you're the be2t hate friiend a troll could ever have.
▼: DAMN IT SOLLUX WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING ALL MUSHY AND SHIT I SERIOUSLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION IN BULLSHIT SITUATIONS LIKE THESE
▼: I GUESS LUCKY ME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT YOU'RE A GREAT ASSHOLE FRIEND TOO
▼: OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
▲: eh, clo2e enough.
▲: and ii'm the one beiing mu2hy?
▲: you alway2 watch tho2e 2tupiid rom-com moviie2.
▼: YES YOU ARE
▼: THAT'S DIFFRENT IM NOT SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
▲: when wa2 ii 2hoviing 2hiit down your throat?
▼: GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
▼: SUDDENLY TURNING FROM MERCILESSLY MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TO 'BUT YOU'RE ALSO THE BEST HATE FRIEND A TROLL COULD EVER HAVE' WHICH I THINK IS BULLSHIT AND YOU MUST BE STUPIDER THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
▲: wow.
▲: ju2t...wow.
▼: WHAT
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: that wa2 low, kk. even for you.
▼: I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW CONCIDERING I WAS INSULTING MYSELF AND INVARIABLY YOUR TASTE IN FRIENDS
▲: ju2t fuck.
▲: ii've been an emotiional wreck lately.
▼: WELL SORRY
▼: YOU AREN'T ALONE ON THE FUCK MY LIFE BOAT
▼: BUT LIKE A 'GOOD FRIEND' IS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO I'LL ASK
▼: WHATS WRONG
▲: thank2, kk. ii..don't really know, actually. ii've ju2t been really pii22y lately.
▲: more than u2ual.
▼: REALLY I HADN'T NOTICED
▼: IS IT QUADRANT SHIT OR IS IT LIFE SHIT
▲: ju2t 2hut the fuck up and lii2ten.
▲: iit'2 liike, ii'm turniing iintwo you, but not really.
▼: SORRY FUCK
▼: AND WOAH
▼: NO NOT REALLY
▼: I MEAN OTHER THAN GETTING KIND OF PISSY THERES NO SAMENESS BETWEEN US
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU SAID NOT REALLY
▲: yeah, that wa2 kiinda obviiou2. but iit'2 liike...ii'm piickiing up your anger i22ue2 or 2ome 2hiit.
▼: ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T JUST A BIPOLAR THING OR SOMETHING
▲: no. iit'2 been a con2tant thiing for liike...two week2.
▼: OH
▼: WELL HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN THAT TIME THAT COULD HAVE TRIGGERED THIS
▲: uh...not that ii can really recall.
▼: WELL FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HELP
▲: actually..gz came two my hiive for 2ome really weiird rea2on.
▲: after he left, my hiive 2melt liike...fuck, ii don't even know.
▼: WHAT WOULD THAT REASON BE EXACTLY
▲: ii don't really know.
▼: IT WAS PROBABLY HIS FUCKING DRUGS OR SOMETHING
▲: but after he left, ii've been feeliing liike thii2.
▲: you mean hii2 2opor?
▲: he diidn't have iit wiith hiim.
▼: THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR HIVE SMELL WEIRD
▼: DID HE GIVE YOU ANY OF THOSE BULLSHIT POTIONS OR SOMETHING
▲: no.
▼: WELL I STILL HAVE NO IDEA BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF YOUR HIVE FOR A BIT
▲: good iidea.
▲: ii'm briingiing the hu2ktop out2iide.
▼: WOW NOT WHAT I MEANT UNLESS YOU ARE CAPABLE OF SLEEPING OUTSIDE
▲: ii know that kk.
▲: ii'll a2k aa or 2omethiing iif ii can 2tay at her hiive for a whiile.
▼: WELL NEVERMIND THEN I WAS GONNA OFFER YOU COME OVER TO MINE BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PREFERABLE THAT YOU INVONVENIENCE HER INSTEAF
▼: D*
▲: waiit...2eriiou2ly?
▲: you'd do that for me?
▼: NO IM FUCKING LYING
▼: IT WAS MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE AFTER ALL
▲: well yeah.
▲: que2tiion: can you talk two gz when you get the chance?
▼: ABOUT WHAT
▲: you know, about my hiive and 2hiit.
▼: OH YEAH SURE
▲: thank2 kk.
▼: WHATEVER
▼: JUST GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WHEN YOU'RE READY I'LL ASK GAM NOW
▲: ok.
▲: ii2 he wiith you?
▲: fuck, forget ii 2aiid that.
▲: nevermiind.
▼: OKAY WHATEVER
▼: ILL IGNORE YOUR DUMBASSERY JUST THIS ONCE
▲: thank2.
▼: NO PROBLEM
▼: (( you gonna do gam for a sec or just tell me what he'd say? ))
▲: ((sure))
▼: (( okay ))
▲: HeY bEsT bRo. (o:
▼: HEY GAMZEE
▼: I HAVE A QUESTION BEFORE YOU ASSAIL ME WITH YOUR MORACLE BULLSHIT
▼: (miracle*)
▲: AlRiGhT, wHaT iS iT mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoThEr?
▼: WHAT DID YOU DO AT SOLLUX'S HOUSE
▼: IT SERIOUSLY FUCKED WITH HIM AND HE SAYS HIS HIVE SMELLS WEIRD NOW
▲: UhHh...
▼: DONT GIVE ME UUUH GIVE ME AN ANSWER
▲: I mEaN, i DiD gIvE hIm tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD dRiNk.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE DON'T GO AROUND GIVING PEOPLE SHIT LIKE THAT
▲: It WaSn'T fAyGo, BuT iT sMelT lIkE mIrIcLeS.
▲: *mIrAcLeS
▼: IT'S MADE HIM HAVE RAGE FESTS LIKE I DO
▼: HOW LONG TILL IT WEARS OFF
▲: WhOah!
▲: Is ThAt WhAt It DoEs?
▼: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GIVE HIM SOMETHING THT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DIES
▼: DOE*
▲: MoThErFuCkIn WeIrD bRo.
▼: does****!!!'
▼: I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME
▼: DONT GIVE PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: YOU REALIZE THAT IT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM OR SOME OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: LIKE FOR INSTANCE MADE HIM GO OFF ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE
▲: NaH, bRo. I wOuLd NeVeR dO tHaT tO sOlBrO.
▲: He'S mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl.
▼: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THOUGH
▼: JUST DONT OKAY
▼: HOW DO I FIX IT
▲: It SmElT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD tHoUgH.
▲: FiNe.
▼: GOOD
▲: It JuSt WeArS oFf On It'S mOtHeRfUcKiN oWn, BrO.
▲: DoN't KnOw WhEn.
▼: OKAY HOW LONG
▼: DAMN IT
▼: WHATEVER HE'S COMING OVER SOON SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER AND NO MORE GIVING PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT UNLESS ITS ERIDAN
▲: It AlL dEpEnDs On HoW tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaH's FeEl.
▲: Ok, BrO.
▲: kk.
▲: diid you talk two hiim?
▼: YEAH
▼: HE GAVE YOU SOME RANDOM DRINK OR SOMETHING
▲: 2hiit, really?
▼: DONT DRINK RANDOM SHIT HE GIVES YOU THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE WITH HIM
▼: YEAH
▲: fuck, 2orry.
▲: iit diidn't even ta2te funny.
▼: HEY IT'S YOU WHOS FUCKED UP NOW
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT INVALIDATES ANY REASON FOR YOU TO CRASH AT MY HIVE
▲: yeah.
▼: I MEAN I COULD CARE LESS YOU STILL CAN IF YOU WANT
▲: ii'm goiing two.
▼: ALRIGHT
▲: thank2 agaiing kkdlassssssg wrignjio
▲: fuck.
▲: 2omethiing ju2t hiit me!
▼: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
▲: ii 2aiid 2omethiing ju2t fuckiing hiit me!
▼: NO FUCKING SHIT DOUCHELORD
▼: I MEANT WHAT
▲: ii don't know! there'2 no one here but me!
▼: WHATEVER JUST HURRY AND GET YOUR SKINNY ASS TO MY HIVE AND BRING YOUR GRUB PHONE IN CASE YOU'RE JUMPED OR SOMETHING
▲: ok.
▲: waiit...2hiit.
▲: ii'm bleediing.
▼: FUCK
▼: WHATEVER DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE
▲: iif you want two.
▲: ii found a rock wiith my blood on iit.
▲: 2o 2omeone mu2t of thrown iit.
▲: hurt2 liike fuck.
▼: NO ON SECOND THOUGHT I STILL WANT YOU TO COME HERE
▼: IF THERE'S SOME MANIAC TRYING TO KILL YOU WE'LL BE SAFER HERE
▲: who would try two kiill me wiith a rock?
▲: but ii get what you're 2ayiing.
▲: kk?
▼: WHAT
▼: ( if you messaged I didn't get it the last one I got was hurry up which I sent (
▲: ((Oh. XD))
▼: (( xD sorry! I suspected something was awry ))
▲: ((Yeah. lol))

▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
This bitch is long, holy fuck.


I was Sollux and Gamzee, and some random dude was Karkat. XD I was really bored and had nothing else to do. I was actually surprised this went on for as long as it did. And the little (( )) things are things you use when you're talking out of character. :aww:

If you don't get it, the up arrow is me and the down arrow was the Karkat I was talking to.

And if you don't know what Trollmegle is, it's like Omegle, but Homestuck. :D

Trollmegle: [link]

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Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, and Karkat Vantas (C) Homestuck, Andrew Hussie

Trollmegle (C) I have no idea. XD

I guess the conversation...? (C) *Zalehard13
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Maybe you should put this under mature for strong language