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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hello a22hole.
▼: THATS MY LINE YOU DOUCHEBAG
▲: kk?
▼: NO IT'S FEFERI
▼: WHO ELSE IDIOT
▲: 2hiit kk, you don't have two be an a22 about iit.
▲: waiit, nevermiind.
▲: you're an a22 about everythiing.
▼: WHATEVER IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SHORT WITH AN IDIOT
▼: AND IM NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE HERE ANYWAYS
▲: look who'2 talkiing.
▼: SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX
▲: nope.
▼: OH RIGHT HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME
▼: YOU CAN'T SHUT UP
▼: YOU NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP
▲: 2ay2 the troll who get'2 fuckiing pii22ed at every 2iingle thiing iin the uniiver2e.
▼: YEAH WELL MAYBE I HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BE UPSET OR MAYBE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS
▲: oh? and what, exactly, ii2 thii2 good rea2on kk?
▲: ii REALLY want two know.
▼: IT'S THE REASON THAT I JUST AM AND I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF OR JUSTIFY MY OWN ACTIONS.
▲: 2o..you're ju2t naturally a giiant a22hole?
▲: 2eem2 legiit.
▼: NO I HAVE MY REASONS
▼: EMPHASIS ON MY
▼: BUT THAT IS A PART OF IT
▲: hm.
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: ii'm not 2ure iif ii beliieve you, kk.
▼: GOOD FOR YOU
▼: DO YOU WANT A STICKER FOR NOT BELEIVING ME
▼: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE
▲: nah.
▲: ju2t watchiing you get pii22ed ii2 enough of a reward.
▼: AND YOU SAY IM AN ASSHOLE
▲: whiich you are.
▼: AT LEAST I LEGITIMATELY CARE ABOUT MOST OF YOU GUYS THOUGH YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▲: ii care about 2ome of our friiend2, kk.
▼: LIKE
▲: aa and ff.
▼: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUS
▼: I JUST MEANT THAT OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY INTEREST YOU, YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▼: AND COMRADERIE MEANS LITTERALY ZERO TO YOU
▲: alriight alriight fuck.
▲: ii get the damn poiint.
▼: GOOD
▲: there are other2, kk.
▼: YEAH THAT'S A RIOT
▲: ii'm beiing 2eriiou2.
▼: WHAT
▼: WOW THAT'S COMPLETELY SHOCKING INFORMATION
▲: ii can't tell iif you're beiing 2iincere, or iif you're ju2t beiing 2arca2tiic.
▼: SARCASM DUMB ASS
▲: 2hould've known.
▲: but iin all 2eriiou2ne22, ii actually DO care about 2omeone el2e.
▼: YEAH CONGRATS TO ADDING ONE MORE PERSON TO THAT LIST OF TWO
▲: you DO know that iit'2 you kk, riight?
▼: REALLY
▼: BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE HAD A MUTUAL 'FUCK YOU' KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
▲: we do. but you're the be2t hate friiend a troll could ever have.
▼: DAMN IT SOLLUX WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING ALL MUSHY AND SHIT I SERIOUSLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION IN BULLSHIT SITUATIONS LIKE THESE
▼: I GUESS LUCKY ME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT YOU'RE A GREAT ASSHOLE FRIEND TOO
▼: OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
▲: eh, clo2e enough.
▲: and ii'm the one beiing mu2hy?
▲: you alway2 watch tho2e 2tupiid rom-com moviie2.
▼: YES YOU ARE
▼: THAT'S DIFFRENT IM NOT SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
▲: when wa2 ii 2hoviing 2hiit down your throat?
▼: GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
▼: SUDDENLY TURNING FROM MERCILESSLY MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TO 'BUT YOU'RE ALSO THE BEST HATE FRIEND A TROLL COULD EVER HAVE' WHICH I THINK IS BULLSHIT AND YOU MUST BE STUPIDER THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
▲: wow.
▲: ju2t...wow.
▼: WHAT
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: that wa2 low, kk. even for you.
▼: I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW CONCIDERING I WAS INSULTING MYSELF AND INVARIABLY YOUR TASTE IN FRIENDS
▲: ju2t fuck.
▲: ii've been an emotiional wreck lately.
▼: WELL SORRY
▼: YOU AREN'T ALONE ON THE FUCK MY LIFE BOAT
▼: BUT LIKE A 'GOOD FRIEND' IS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO I'LL ASK
▼: WHATS WRONG
▲: thank2, kk. ii..don't really know, actually. ii've ju2t been really pii22y lately.
▲: more than u2ual.
▼: REALLY I HADN'T NOTICED
▼: IS IT QUADRANT SHIT OR IS IT LIFE SHIT
▲: ju2t 2hut the fuck up and lii2ten.
▲: iit'2 liike, ii'm turniing iintwo you, but not really.
▼: SORRY FUCK
▼: AND WOAH
▼: NO NOT REALLY
▼: I MEAN OTHER THAN GETTING KIND OF PISSY THERES NO SAMENESS BETWEEN US
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU SAID NOT REALLY
▲: yeah, that wa2 kiinda obviiou2. but iit'2 liike...ii'm piickiing up your anger i22ue2 or 2ome 2hiit.
▼: ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T JUST A BIPOLAR THING OR SOMETHING
▲: no. iit'2 been a con2tant thiing for liike...two week2.
▼: OH
▼: WELL HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN THAT TIME THAT COULD HAVE TRIGGERED THIS
▲: uh...not that ii can really recall.
▼: WELL FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HELP
▲: actually..gz came two my hiive for 2ome really weiird rea2on.
▲: after he left, my hiive 2melt liike...fuck, ii don't even know.
▼: WHAT WOULD THAT REASON BE EXACTLY
▲: ii don't really know.
▼: IT WAS PROBABLY HIS FUCKING DRUGS OR SOMETHING
▲: but after he left, ii've been feeliing liike thii2.
▲: you mean hii2 2opor?
▲: he diidn't have iit wiith hiim.
▼: THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR HIVE SMELL WEIRD
▼: DID HE GIVE YOU ANY OF THOSE BULLSHIT POTIONS OR SOMETHING
▲: no.
▼: WELL I STILL HAVE NO IDEA BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF YOUR HIVE FOR A BIT
▲: good iidea.
▲: ii'm briingiing the hu2ktop out2iide.
▼: WOW NOT WHAT I MEANT UNLESS YOU ARE CAPABLE OF SLEEPING OUTSIDE
▲: ii know that kk.
▲: ii'll a2k aa or 2omethiing iif ii can 2tay at her hiive for a whiile.
▼: WELL NEVERMIND THEN I WAS GONNA OFFER YOU COME OVER TO MINE BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PREFERABLE THAT YOU INVONVENIENCE HER INSTEAF
▼: D*
▲: waiit...2eriiou2ly?
▲: you'd do that for me?
▼: NO IM FUCKING LYING
▼: IT WAS MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE AFTER ALL
▲: well yeah.
▲: que2tiion: can you talk two gz when you get the chance?
▼: ABOUT WHAT
▲: you know, about my hiive and 2hiit.
▼: OH YEAH SURE
▲: thank2 kk.
▼: WHATEVER
▼: JUST GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WHEN YOU'RE READY I'LL ASK GAM NOW
▲: ok.
▲: ii2 he wiith you?
▲: fuck, forget ii 2aiid that.
▲: nevermiind.
▼: OKAY WHATEVER
▼: ILL IGNORE YOUR DUMBASSERY JUST THIS ONCE
▲: thank2.
▼: NO PROBLEM
▼: (( you gonna do gam for a sec or just tell me what he'd say? ))
▲: ((sure))
▼: (( okay ))
▲: HeY bEsT bRo. (o:
▼: HEY GAMZEE
▼: I HAVE A QUESTION BEFORE YOU ASSAIL ME WITH YOUR MORACLE BULLSHIT
▼: (miracle*)
▲: AlRiGhT, wHaT iS iT mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoThEr?
▼: WHAT DID YOU DO AT SOLLUX'S HOUSE
▼: IT SERIOUSLY FUCKED WITH HIM AND HE SAYS HIS HIVE SMELLS WEIRD NOW
▲: UhHh...
▼: DONT GIVE ME UUUH GIVE ME AN ANSWER
▲: I mEaN, i DiD gIvE hIm tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD dRiNk.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE DON'T GO AROUND GIVING PEOPLE SHIT LIKE THAT
▲: It WaSn'T fAyGo, BuT iT sMelT lIkE mIrIcLeS.
▲: *mIrAcLeS
▼: IT'S MADE HIM HAVE RAGE FESTS LIKE I DO
▼: HOW LONG TILL IT WEARS OFF
▲: WhOah!
▲: Is ThAt WhAt It DoEs?
▼: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GIVE HIM SOMETHING THT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DIES
▼: DOE*
▲: MoThErFuCkIn WeIrD bRo.
▼: does****!!!'
▼: I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME
▼: DONT GIVE PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: YOU REALIZE THAT IT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM OR SOME OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: LIKE FOR INSTANCE MADE HIM GO OFF ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE
▲: NaH, bRo. I wOuLd NeVeR dO tHaT tO sOlBrO.
▲: He'S mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl.
▼: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THOUGH
▼: JUST DONT OKAY
▼: HOW DO I FIX IT
▲: It SmElT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD tHoUgH.
▲: FiNe.
▼: GOOD
▲: It JuSt WeArS oFf On It'S mOtHeRfUcKiN oWn, BrO.
▲: DoN't KnOw WhEn.
▼: OKAY HOW LONG
▼: DAMN IT
▼: WHATEVER HE'S COMING OVER SOON SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER AND NO MORE GIVING PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT UNLESS ITS ERIDAN
▲: It AlL dEpEnDs On HoW tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaH's FeEl.
▲: Ok, BrO.
▲: kk.
▲: diid you talk two hiim?
▼: YEAH
▼: HE GAVE YOU SOME RANDOM DRINK OR SOMETHING
▲: 2hiit, really?
▼: DONT DRINK RANDOM SHIT HE GIVES YOU THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE WITH HIM
▼: YEAH
▲: fuck, 2orry.
▲: iit diidn't even ta2te funny.
▼: HEY IT'S YOU WHOS FUCKED UP NOW
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT INVALIDATES ANY REASON FOR YOU TO CRASH AT MY HIVE
▲: yeah.
▼: I MEAN I COULD CARE LESS YOU STILL CAN IF YOU WANT
▲: ii'm goiing two.
▼: ALRIGHT
▲: thank2 agaiing kkdlassssssg wrignjio
▲: fuck.
▲: 2omethiing ju2t hiit me!
▼: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
▲: ii 2aiid 2omethiing ju2t fuckiing hiit me!
▼: NO FUCKING SHIT DOUCHELORD
▼: I MEANT WHAT
▲: ii don't know! there'2 no one here but me!
▼: WHATEVER JUST HURRY AND GET YOUR SKINNY ASS TO MY HIVE AND BRING YOUR GRUB PHONE IN CASE YOU'RE JUMPED OR SOMETHING
▲: ok.
▲: waiit...2hiit.
▲: ii'm bleediing.
▼: FUCK
▼: WHATEVER DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE
▲: iif you want two.
▲: ii found a rock wiith my blood on iit.
▲: 2o 2omeone mu2t of thrown iit.
▲: hurt2 liike fuck.
▼: NO ON SECOND THOUGHT I STILL WANT YOU TO COME HERE
▼: IF THERE'S SOME MANIAC TRYING TO KILL YOU WE'LL BE SAFER HERE
▲: who would try two kiill me wiith a rock?
▲: but ii get what you're 2ayiing.
▲: kk?
▼: WHAT
▼: ( if you messaged I didn't get it the last one I got was hurry up which I sent (
▲: ((Oh. XD))
▼: (( xD sorry! I suspected something was awry ))
▲: ((Yeah. lol))
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
▲: hello a22hole.
▼: THATS MY LINE YOU DOUCHEBAG
▲: kk?
▼: NO IT'S FEFERI
▼: WHO ELSE IDIOT
▲: 2hiit kk, you don't have two be an a22 about iit.
▲: waiit, nevermiind.
▲: you're an a22 about everythiing.
▼: WHATEVER IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SHORT WITH AN IDIOT
▼: AND IM NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE HERE ANYWAYS
▲: look who'2 talkiing.
▼: SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX
▲: nope.
▼: OH RIGHT HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME
▼: YOU CAN'T SHUT UP
▼: YOU NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP
▲: 2ay2 the troll who get'2 fuckiing pii22ed at every 2iingle thiing iin the uniiver2e.
▼: YEAH WELL MAYBE I HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BE UPSET OR MAYBE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS
▲: oh? and what, exactly, ii2 thii2 good rea2on kk?
▲: ii REALLY want two know.
▼: IT'S THE REASON THAT I JUST AM AND I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF OR JUSTIFY MY OWN ACTIONS.
▲: 2o..you're ju2t naturally a giiant a22hole?
▲: 2eem2 legiit.
▼: NO I HAVE MY REASONS
▼: EMPHASIS ON MY
▼: BUT THAT IS A PART OF IT
▲: hm.
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: ii'm not 2ure iif ii beliieve you, kk.
▼: GOOD FOR YOU
▼: DO YOU WANT A STICKER FOR NOT BELEIVING ME
▼: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE
▲: nah.
▲: ju2t watchiing you get pii22ed ii2 enough of a reward.
▼: AND YOU SAY IM AN ASSHOLE
▲: whiich you are.
▼: AT LEAST I LEGITIMATELY CARE ABOUT MOST OF YOU GUYS THOUGH YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▲: ii care about 2ome of our friiend2, kk.
▼: LIKE
▲: aa and ff.
▼: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUS
▼: I JUST MEANT THAT OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY INTEREST YOU, YOU COULD GIVE A FUCK
▼: AND COMRADERIE MEANS LITTERALY ZERO TO YOU
▲: alriight alriight fuck.
▲: ii get the damn poiint.
▼: GOOD
▲: there are other2, kk.
▼: YEAH THAT'S A RIOT
▲: ii'm beiing 2eriiou2.
▼: WHAT
▼: WOW THAT'S COMPLETELY SHOCKING INFORMATION
▲: ii can't tell iif you're beiing 2iincere, or iif you're ju2t beiing 2arca2tiic.
▼: SARCASM DUMB ASS
▲: 2hould've known.
▲: but iin all 2eriiou2ne22, ii actually DO care about 2omeone el2e.
▼: YEAH CONGRATS TO ADDING ONE MORE PERSON TO THAT LIST OF TWO
▲: you DO know that iit'2 you kk, riight?
▼: REALLY
▼: BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE HAD A MUTUAL 'FUCK YOU' KIND OF RELATIONSHIP
▲: we do. but you're the be2t hate friiend a troll could ever have.
▼: DAMN IT SOLLUX WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING ALL MUSHY AND SHIT I SERIOUSLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION IN BULLSHIT SITUATIONS LIKE THESE
▼: I GUESS LUCKY ME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT YOU'RE A GREAT ASSHOLE FRIEND TOO
▼: OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
▲: eh, clo2e enough.
▲: and ii'm the one beiing mu2hy?
▲: you alway2 watch tho2e 2tupiid rom-com moviie2.
▼: YES YOU ARE
▼: THAT'S DIFFRENT IM NOT SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
▲: when wa2 ii 2hoviing 2hiit down your throat?
▼: GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
▼: SUDDENLY TURNING FROM MERCILESSLY MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TO 'BUT YOU'RE ALSO THE BEST HATE FRIEND A TROLL COULD EVER HAVE' WHICH I THINK IS BULLSHIT AND YOU MUST BE STUPIDER THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
▲: wow.
▲: ju2t...wow.
▼: WHAT
▼: WHAT NOW
▲: that wa2 low, kk. even for you.
▼: I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW CONCIDERING I WAS INSULTING MYSELF AND INVARIABLY YOUR TASTE IN FRIENDS
▲: ju2t fuck.
▲: ii've been an emotiional wreck lately.
▼: WELL SORRY
▼: YOU AREN'T ALONE ON THE FUCK MY LIFE BOAT
▼: BUT LIKE A 'GOOD FRIEND' IS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO I'LL ASK
▼: WHATS WRONG
▲: thank2, kk. ii..don't really know, actually. ii've ju2t been really pii22y lately.
▲: more than u2ual.
▼: REALLY I HADN'T NOTICED
▼: IS IT QUADRANT SHIT OR IS IT LIFE SHIT
▲: ju2t 2hut the fuck up and lii2ten.
▲: iit'2 liike, ii'm turniing iintwo you, but not really.
▼: SORRY FUCK
▼: AND WOAH
▼: NO NOT REALLY
▼: I MEAN OTHER THAN GETTING KIND OF PISSY THERES NO SAMENESS BETWEEN US
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU SAID NOT REALLY
▲: yeah, that wa2 kiinda obviiou2. but iit'2 liike...ii'm piickiing up your anger i22ue2 or 2ome 2hiit.
▼: ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T JUST A BIPOLAR THING OR SOMETHING
▲: no. iit'2 been a con2tant thiing for liike...two week2.
▼: OH
▼: WELL HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN THAT TIME THAT COULD HAVE TRIGGERED THIS
▲: uh...not that ii can really recall.
▼: WELL FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HELP
▲: actually..gz came two my hiive for 2ome really weiird rea2on.
▲: after he left, my hiive 2melt liike...fuck, ii don't even know.
▼: WHAT WOULD THAT REASON BE EXACTLY
▲: ii don't really know.
▼: IT WAS PROBABLY HIS FUCKING DRUGS OR SOMETHING
▲: but after he left, ii've been feeliing liike thii2.
▲: you mean hii2 2opor?
▲: he diidn't have iit wiith hiim.
▼: THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOUR HIVE SMELL WEIRD
▼: DID HE GIVE YOU ANY OF THOSE BULLSHIT POTIONS OR SOMETHING
▲: no.
▼: WELL I STILL HAVE NO IDEA BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF YOUR HIVE FOR A BIT
▲: good iidea.
▲: ii'm briingiing the hu2ktop out2iide.
▼: WOW NOT WHAT I MEANT UNLESS YOU ARE CAPABLE OF SLEEPING OUTSIDE
▲: ii know that kk.
▲: ii'll a2k aa or 2omethiing iif ii can 2tay at her hiive for a whiile.
▼: WELL NEVERMIND THEN I WAS GONNA OFFER YOU COME OVER TO MINE BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PREFERABLE THAT YOU INVONVENIENCE HER INSTEAF
▼: D*
▲: waiit...2eriiou2ly?
▲: you'd do that for me?
▼: NO IM FUCKING LYING
▼: IT WAS MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE AFTER ALL
▲: well yeah.
▲: que2tiion: can you talk two gz when you get the chance?
▼: ABOUT WHAT
▲: you know, about my hiive and 2hiit.
▼: OH YEAH SURE
▲: thank2 kk.
▼: WHATEVER
▼: JUST GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WHEN YOU'RE READY I'LL ASK GAM NOW
▲: ok.
▲: ii2 he wiith you?
▲: fuck, forget ii 2aiid that.
▲: nevermiind.
▼: OKAY WHATEVER
▼: ILL IGNORE YOUR DUMBASSERY JUST THIS ONCE
▲: thank2.
▼: NO PROBLEM
▼: (( you gonna do gam for a sec or just tell me what he'd say? ))
▲: ((sure))
▼: (( okay ))
▲: HeY bEsT bRo. (o:
▼: HEY GAMZEE
▼: I HAVE A QUESTION BEFORE YOU ASSAIL ME WITH YOUR MORACLE BULLSHIT
▼: (miracle*)
▲: AlRiGhT, wHaT iS iT mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoThEr?
▼: WHAT DID YOU DO AT SOLLUX'S HOUSE
▼: IT SERIOUSLY FUCKED WITH HIM AND HE SAYS HIS HIVE SMELLS WEIRD NOW
▲: UhHh...
▼: DONT GIVE ME UUUH GIVE ME AN ANSWER
▲: I mEaN, i DiD gIvE hIm tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD dRiNk.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE DON'T GO AROUND GIVING PEOPLE SHIT LIKE THAT
▲: It WaSn'T fAyGo, BuT iT sMelT lIkE mIrIcLeS.
▲: *mIrAcLeS
▼: IT'S MADE HIM HAVE RAGE FESTS LIKE I DO
▼: HOW LONG TILL IT WEARS OFF
▲: WhOah!
▲: Is ThAt WhAt It DoEs?
▼: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GIVE HIM SOMETHING THT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DIES
▼: DOE*
▲: MoThErFuCkIn WeIrD bRo.
▼: does****!!!'
▼: I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME
▼: DONT GIVE PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: YOU REALIZE THAT IT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM OR SOME OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT
▼: LIKE FOR INSTANCE MADE HIM GO OFF ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE
▲: NaH, bRo. I wOuLd NeVeR dO tHaT tO sOlBrO.
▲: He'S mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl.
▼: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THOUGH
▼: JUST DONT OKAY
▼: HOW DO I FIX IT
▲: It SmElT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD tHoUgH.
▲: FiNe.
▼: GOOD
▲: It JuSt WeArS oFf On It'S mOtHeRfUcKiN oWn, BrO.
▲: DoN't KnOw WhEn.
▼: OKAY HOW LONG
▼: DAMN IT
▼: WHATEVER HE'S COMING OVER SOON SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER AND NO MORE GIVING PEOPLE RANDOM SHIT UNLESS ITS ERIDAN
▲: It AlL dEpEnDs On HoW tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaH's FeEl.
▲: Ok, BrO.
▲: kk.
▲: diid you talk two hiim?
▼: YEAH
▼: HE GAVE YOU SOME RANDOM DRINK OR SOMETHING
▲: 2hiit, really?
▼: DONT DRINK RANDOM SHIT HE GIVES YOU THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE WITH HIM
▼: YEAH
▲: fuck, 2orry.
▲: iit diidn't even ta2te funny.
▼: HEY IT'S YOU WHOS FUCKED UP NOW
▼: BUT I GUESS THAT INVALIDATES ANY REASON FOR YOU TO CRASH AT MY HIVE
▲: yeah.
▼: I MEAN I COULD CARE LESS YOU STILL CAN IF YOU WANT
▲: ii'm goiing two.
▼: ALRIGHT
▲: thank2 agaiing kkdlassssssg wrignjio
▲: fuck.
▲: 2omethiing ju2t hiit me!
▼: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
▲: ii 2aiid 2omethiing ju2t fuckiing hiit me!
▼: NO FUCKING SHIT DOUCHELORD
▼: I MEANT WHAT
▲: ii don't know! there'2 no one here but me!
▼: WHATEVER JUST HURRY AND GET YOUR SKINNY ASS TO MY HIVE AND BRING YOUR GRUB PHONE IN CASE YOU'RE JUMPED OR SOMETHING
▲: ok.
▲: waiit...2hiit.
▲: ii'm bleediing.
▼: FUCK
▼: WHATEVER DO I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE
▲: iif you want two.
▲: ii found a rock wiith my blood on iit.
▲: 2o 2omeone mu2t of thrown iit.
▲: hurt2 liike fuck.
▼: NO ON SECOND THOUGHT I STILL WANT YOU TO COME HERE
▼: IF THERE'S SOME MANIAC TRYING TO KILL YOU WE'LL BE SAFER HERE
▲: who would try two kiill me wiith a rock?
▲: but ii get what you're 2ayiing.
▲: kk?
▼: WHAT
▼: ( if you messaged I didn't get it the last one I got was hurry up which I sent (
▲: ((Oh. XD))
▼: (( xD sorry! I suspected something was awry ))
▲: ((Yeah. lol))
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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This bitch is long, holy fuck.
I was Sollux and Gamzee, and some random dude was Karkat. XD I was really bored and had nothing else to do. I was actually surprised this went on for as long as it did. And the little (( )) things are things you use when you're talking out of character.
If you don't get it, the up arrow is me and the down arrow was the Karkat I was talking to.
And if you don't know what Trollmegle is, it's like Omegle, but Homestuck.
Trollmegle: [link]
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Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, and Karkat Vantas (C) Homestuck, Andrew Hussie
Trollmegle (C) I have no idea. XD
I guess the conversation...? (C) *Zalehard13
I was Sollux and Gamzee, and some random dude was Karkat. XD I was really bored and had nothing else to do. I was actually surprised this went on for as long as it did. And the little (( )) things are things you use when you're talking out of character.
If you don't get it, the up arrow is me and the down arrow was the Karkat I was talking to.
And if you don't know what Trollmegle is, it's like Omegle, but Homestuck.
Trollmegle: [link]
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Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, and Karkat Vantas (C) Homestuck, Andrew Hussie
Trollmegle (C) I have no idea. XD
I guess the conversation...? (C) *Zalehard13
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Maybe you should put this under mature for strong language
Maybe you should put this under mature for strong language